{"id":2304,"date":"2013-08-21T20:15:11","date_gmt":"2013-08-22T02:15:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/?p=2304"},"modified":"2013-08-21T20:15:11","modified_gmt":"2013-08-22T02:15:11","slug":"233365","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/2013\/08\/21\/233365\/","title":{"rendered":"233\/365"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/8-21-13.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2305\" alt=\"8-21-13\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/8-21-13.jpg?resize=600%2C411\" width=\"600\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/8-21-13.jpg?w=600 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/8-21-13.jpg?resize=300%2C205 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Sweet girl<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What do you do with a cranky baby? \u00a0Take them outside for a photo shoot. \u00a0Instant happiness.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A friend came over this morning to get some information about Austin since her husband might take a job there. \u00a0She has two kids, a boy who is 3, and a little girl who is about 16 months. \u00a0The kids had a great time playing, and we had a fun time looking at real estate and discussing how crazy it is that you can ask $750,000 for a home that has no updates. \u00a0Austin.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I drove my car into the brick post by our front door today. \u00a0If you would like more details, talk to my lawyer&#8230;or just give me a call. \u00a0Thankfully no one was injured, the house is fine, my front bumper is just cracked, the car is drive-able, \u00a0but I feel like a big time idiot. \u00a0I actually feel like maybe I&#8217;m losing my mind or at the very least losing some of my common sense and clarity of thought. \u00a0After the credit card incident I wonder if I should even leave my house anymore.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Sweet girl What do you do with a cranky baby? \u00a0Take them outside for a photo shoot. \u00a0Instant happiness. A friend came over this morning to get some information about Austin since her husband might take a job there. \u00a0She has two kids, a boy who is 3, and a little girl who is &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/2013\/08\/21\/233365\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sWbPG-233365","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2304"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2304"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2307,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2304\/revisions\/2307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}