{"id":2876,"date":"2013-12-11T07:42:24","date_gmt":"2013-12-11T13:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/?p=2876"},"modified":"2013-12-11T07:43:24","modified_gmt":"2013-12-11T13:43:24","slug":"dream-world-of-a-new-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/2013\/12\/11\/dream-world-of-a-new-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Dream World of a New Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If we all had this situation, we&#8217;d be in better shape mentally (and look a little less sleep deprived!) as new moms. \u00a0Wondering how I can get this situation for myself come June. \u00a0I probably need to win the lottery&#8230;or become a super model&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/gisele.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2877\" alt=\"gisele\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/gisele.jpg?resize=467%2C463\" width=\"467\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/gisele.jpg?w=467 467w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/gisele.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/gisele.jpg?resize=300%2C297 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 467px) 100vw, 467px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But we&#8217;re not all super models, so very few of us ever get our hair and makeup done simultaneously by a professional, and if we do we&#8217;re probably not in a cushy robe, in our living room, and definitely not breastfeeding our babies and looking wistful. \u00a0In our dreams.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If we all had this situation, we&#8217;d be in better shape mentally (and look a little less sleep deprived!) as new moms. \u00a0Wondering how I can get this situation for myself come June. \u00a0I probably need to win the lottery&#8230;or become a super model&#8230; &nbsp; But we&#8217;re not all super models, so very few of &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/2013\/12\/11\/dream-world-of-a-new-mom\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[22,21],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pWbPG-Ko","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2876"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2876"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2879,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2876\/revisions\/2879"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}