{"id":345,"date":"2010-12-10T15:41:23","date_gmt":"2010-12-10T21:41:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/?p=345"},"modified":"2010-12-10T15:41:23","modified_gmt":"2010-12-10T21:41:23","slug":"today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/2010\/12\/10\/today\/","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the course of about 2 hours I was spit up on, and peed on. \u00a0About an hour after the spit up I discovered some of it on my shirt that I&#8217;d missed when I cleaned myself up before. \u00a0Gross. \u00a0I told Ben this must mean I am officially a mom.<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, I get to hang out with this sweet little guy all day long.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/carson15.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-346\" title=\"carson15\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/carson15.jpg?resize=472%2C316\" alt=\"\" width=\"472\" height=\"316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/carson15.jpg?w=590 590w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/carson15.jpg?w=300 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 472px) 100vw, 472px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/hand1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-347\" title=\"hand1\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/hand1.jpg?resize=380%2C335\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/hand1.jpg?w=380 380w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/hand1.jpg?w=300 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the course of about 2 hours I was spit up on, and peed on. \u00a0About an hour after the spit up I discovered some of it on my shirt that I&#8217;d missed when I cleaned myself up before. \u00a0Gross. \u00a0I told Ben this must mean I am officially a mom. On the bright side, &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/2010\/12\/10\/today\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sWbPG-today","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}