{"id":5098,"date":"2016-05-10T15:28:35","date_gmt":"2016-05-10T21:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/?p=5098"},"modified":"2016-05-10T15:28:35","modified_gmt":"2016-05-10T21:28:35","slug":"april-25-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/2016\/05\/10\/april-25-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"April 25, 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one. \u00a0In. To. Everything. \u00a0He can open doors now, too. \u00a0Nothing is\u00a0safe from his path of destruction now! \u00a0Well, except for the couple doors I&#8217;ve put child-proof knobs on. \u00a0The upstairs bathroom since once he ate toothpaste and threw up blue. \u00a0And the pantry since he&#8217;ll grab food, knock over glass jars and spill bags of rice. \u00a0I\u00a0found him here today and wasn&#8217;t sure how he&#8217;d managed to get in it without knocking it over. \u00a0I later saw him shimmy on his belly backwards to get under the poles. \u00a0Impressive, really.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_1413.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5075\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium_large wp-image-5075\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/babyz.hottie-biscotti.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_1413-768x768.jpg?resize=700%2C700\" alt=\"IMG_1413\" width=\"700\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_1413.jpg?resize=768%2C768 768w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_1413.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_1413.jpg?resize=300%2C300 300w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_1413.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024 1024w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_1413.jpg?w=1400 1400w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_1413.jpg?w=2100 2100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one. \u00a0In. To. Everything. \u00a0He can open doors now, too. \u00a0Nothing is\u00a0safe from his path of destruction now! \u00a0Well, except for the couple doors I&#8217;ve put child-proof knobs on. \u00a0The upstairs bathroom since once he ate toothpaste and threw up blue. \u00a0And the pantry since he&#8217;ll grab food, knock over glass jars and spill &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/2016\/05\/10\/april-25-2016\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5075,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[39,8],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_1413.jpg?fit=2936%2C2936","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pWbPG-1ke","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5098"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5098"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5099,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5098\/revisions\/5099"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/babyz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}