{"id":2915,"date":"2010-01-11T22:27:33","date_gmt":"2010-01-12T04:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/?p=2915"},"modified":"2010-01-11T22:27:33","modified_gmt":"2010-01-12T04:27:33","slug":"gingerbread-house-demolition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/11\/gingerbread-house-demolition\/","title":{"rendered":"Gingerbread House Demolition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like most kids do at some point in their lives, I once had a bit of an obsession with fire and burning little objects. \u00a0It wasn&#8217;t a huge deal. \u00a0I stuck to simple things like notebook paper and tissues. \u00a0My days of burning things came to an abrupt end when I tried to burn the end of a mechanical pencil and caused a serious stench in my room. \u00a0That was the end of that.<\/p>\n<p>A few years ago my sister Sarah rekindled my obsession when she uttered this phrase a day or so after Christmas, &#8220;Let&#8217;s burn down the gingerbread house.&#8221; \u00a0And that is what we did. \u00a0With the help of my dad and some lighter fluid, we burnt that house down.<\/p>\n<p>This year I wanted to get rid of my gingerbread house, but did not want to throw it away, and it was not meant to be eaten. \u00a0What was I to do? \u00a0Well, the only option seemed to be demolition by fire. \u00a0I wanted to do this on New Years Eve, but that did not exactly happen. \u00a0So, I tried again with much success about a week later. \u00a0The only thing I failed to consider was the can of jalape\u00f1os that I&#8217;d trapped inside my gingerbread house during construction remained in the house. \u00a0You probably know what happens to a can that is heated beyond what it can bear. \u00a0It definitely exploded.<\/p>\n<p>It was a controlled burn, and no one was harmed. \u00a0I sat the house outside on the concrete and kept a close eye on it. \u00a0I highly\u00a0recommend\u00a0you try this at some point. \u00a0It is great fun and is a completely free form of entertainment.<\/p>\n<p>Here is how it all went down. \u00a0From beginning to end.<\/p>\n<p>1. \u00a0Pre-burned house. \u00a0So adorable!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/gbhouse3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"gbhouse3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/gbhouse3.jpg?resize=350%2C256\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"256\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>2. \u00a0The burning begins. \u00a0I suggest starting a little fire inside the house to get things going. \u00a0I used a little tea light and some shredded paper.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/house4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2924\" title=\"house4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/house4.jpg?resize=350%2C254\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"254\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/house4.jpg?w=350 350w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/house4.jpg?resize=300%2C217 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>3. \u00a0After a while, things really got going.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/house3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2920\" title=\"house3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/house3.jpg?resize=350%2C309\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/house3.jpg?w=350 350w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/house3.jpg?resize=300%2C264 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>4. \u00a0I should have taken some in between shots, but this is what happens after some good burning time. \u00a0This is when Ben begins to complain about the smell.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/house1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2922\" title=\"house1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hottie-biscotti.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/house1.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>5. \u00a0And in this picture you can see the can of jalape\u00f1os, post explosion. \u00a0Good times had by 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